Soap on a Rope!

Ecrits Blogophilia Week 39.15 – Decisions, Decisions!
Hard Bonus: Include a lyric from Newfound Glory (it’s all downhill from here)
Easy Bonus: Use the word “bumfuzzle”

Jay was so excited to show Hilary all the cool stuff he purchased on line while perusing the internet at two in the morning the previous week. “Look at all this stuff, Hilz!” Jay chirped with glee. “Sometimes insomnia really does pay off, you know?!” “So much stuff!” Hilary exclaimed, as she glanced at the box full of goodies. “Someone die and leave you a fortune?” “Nope! Tax refund! Good ‘ol IRS!” “Well, it looks like you made lots of decisions decisions decisions on how to spend that tax refund check of yours!” “I know, right?!!! Look at this Hilary!” Jay said as he held up a bar of soap. “It’s translucent!!! Soap you can see through! How cool is that?!” “And it’s on a rope!” Hilary laughed. “Soap on a rope! I could use it as a necklace if I wanted to!” Jay said as he proceeded to do just that. “Jay, if I ever do a rap video, I promise to give you a cameo if you wear your soap on a rope as a necklace!” Hilary joked. “Mane, we’d be havin’ dem boyz all bumfuzzled wit my sik soap on a rope necklace, fo sho!” Jay said, as he tried pretending to be a fo real gangstah rapper! “Oh boy, it’s all downhill from here!” Hilary sighed. “Fo sho,playahh playahh, fo sho!” Jay said with a big grin as he proceeded to fish out his next purchase. “MOOD RING!!!”